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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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